Saturday, June 8, 2013

PARADOXES



Life is full of PARADOXES.  I was house sitting for a blind man over the weekend.  I spent a great deal of time sitting on the sofa next the lamp reading.  I started to feel things crawling on me and then I spotted one of the creatures which was very tiny and jumped very quickly.  FLEAS!  By the time I left the house on Monday morning, I was so bitten by these horrible creatures that I was red all over and in great misery.  I went home and slathered my on-fire body with chickweed ointment, which did give some relief.  But I had to go back the next day to install timers on the lights and naturally, one of them was right next to the flea-infested sofa and I got a second round of bites.  Coming home, all I wanted to do was tear off my clothes, which I was certain still harbored these monsters, but my gas tank was empty and it was a long drive, so I had to stop for gas.  My sense of modesty overcame my deep desire to strip to the skin right there at the gas pump as I could feel the little critters trapped in my long skirt continuing to chomp away at my flesh.

WHERE could these things have come from?  The blind man has no cats or dogs.  Then it hit me.  He had told me about some people from the CHURCH who came to visit him and…brought their DOG with them!  First of all, I can’t begin to imagine how anyone could be so RUDE as to bring their dog unannounced to someone else’s home and expect to be granted entry.  But most people are too polite to tell them to leave the dog outside, so they are more or less a captive audience.  But to bring a FLEA-RIDDEN dog to a BLIND MAN’s house, is unconscionable!  First of all, he can’t see the fleas, so he has no idea what is attacking him.  (He thought it was ants, and when he told me about it, I had thought it was ants that got on him from the orange trees out back.  I had no idea they were fleas in his house!)  So here is PARADOX ONE:  Christians, who are taught to love their neighbor and “do unto others”, come to visit bringing a flea-ridden dog.  Thankfully, the blind man rarely sat on the sofa and they seemed to be concentrated there where the dog usually sat (on the carpet), so his bites were not too bad, thankfully.  (By the way, this went on for several months before he asked them not to come anymore.  It was not just a one-time deal; it was their PRACTICE.)

SECOND PARADOX:  I love hot showers.  I find the hot water comforting.  I hate cold showers.  The problem is, heat tends to activate flea bites while cold tends to shut down the itching.  So the very thing I find the most comfort in results in the most misery.

THIRD PARADOX:  It occurred to me that this must be tied in with my personal karmic debt.  (Yes, I do believe in karma; it is called sowing and reaping in the Bible.)  It occurred to me that relatively speaking, this was a light sentence for all the years I condoned the slaying of animals to satisfy my lusts for their flesh to consume, their skins to wear, and their feathers for my sleeping comfort.  I have repented of that (I’m now an ethical vegan), but it hasn’t escaped me that instead of me eating them now, the tables have been turned and they are eating me.

There are several morals to this story.  Perhaps something here will be relevant to your life and circumstances.